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Met a girl who works down the hall,
Never seen her before, I don't know her at all.
That makes this one thing hard to explain,
Why the absence of her just makes me insane.

Oh, I...just this once and then I'd never have to be alone again.

London calls and I'm off with the shot,
Only thinking of her and I like it a lot.
She calls in the night so she can explain,
Why the absence of me just makes her insane.

Oh I...just this once and then I'd never have to be alone again,
Never sigh again, never cry again
Swear I'd never ask for anything again
As long as I have you in my life and, oh, I...

Met a girl with the time to spend,
Think I'll be with her 'til the living end.
I know she'll never cause me pain,
Because the absence of her would just make me insane.


from the lossless e​.​p., released November 26, 2013




The Calculus Affair Seattle, Washington

The Calculus Affair is the solo project of Seattle musician Paul Mariz. Paul plays music out in the world as a member of The Rejections, a band made up of novelists and their trailing spouses (of which he is the latter).

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